The Zionist Zoo strikes again

Zionist spy-bird

Zionist spy-bird

The Zionist Zoo™ consists of strange animals and objects, all of which have been suspected of sabotaging or spying on Arab countries or civilians.  The levels of paranoia which these animals and objects arouse are a source of enormous amusement to us Israelis.

The latest Zionist zoological escapade occurred last week in Turkey where an Israeli Zionist spy-bird was spotted and promptly arrested by the brave Turkish villagers:

Turkish authorities detained a bird on suspicion it was spying for Israel, but freed it after X-rays showed it was not embedded with surveillance equipment, newspapers said on Friday.

The kestrel aroused suspicion because of a metal ring on its foot carrying the words “24311 Tel Avivunia Israel”, prompting residents in the village of Altinayva to hand it over to the local governor.

The bird was put in an X-ray machine at a university hospital to check for microchips or bugging devices, according to the Milliyet newspaper, which carried a front-page image of the radiogram with the title “Israeli agent”.

The Israeli kestrel arrested for spying in Turkey

I can’t decide whether to laugh or cry at the absurdity.

I do think Israel should sue the Turks at the International Criminal Court for animal abuse for needlessly dousing that poor bird with radiation.

I’m sure some level of compensation could be agreed upon. Something in the region of, oh, £4 million, you know – the same amount that Israel had offered to pay the Turks for the Mavi Marmara incident, and which the Turks have now ungraciously rejected because the money is not accompanied by the correct sentiments.

The only people with bird-brains in this whole story are the Turks themselves.

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10 Responses to The Zionist Zoo strikes again

  1. carolmizrahi says:

    Israeli ingenuity has flummoxed (sp?) our limited neigbors.

  2. Reality says:

    I laughed myself silly at this article. I agree, compensation must be handed out & they should be reported to the animal rights committee in the Hague. Perhaps we should deny these birds visas before they fly off to Turkey? What happens on thanksgiving? Do turkeys need compensation from Turkey before people eat them? !Obviously they are bored in Turkey(not enough things going on in their country) otherwise they’d be too busy with this nonesense.

  3. DavidinPT says:

    Was this a flight of fancy? Were the Turks left with egg on their faces? Seems like a load of gobble-dee-gook!

  4. Brian Goldfarb says:

    “The levels of paranoia which these animals and objects arouse are a source of enormous amusement to us Israelis.” And not just in Israel. Over here in the UK we had great fun a couple of years back when the Saudis(?) ‘captured’ a migrating crane, similarly ringed. It occupied a whole posting on the engageonline site for a couple of weeks, while we sought to think up appropriate responses to the foolishness.

    I have to note that, if memory serves, no responses came anywhere near the level(?) of DavidinPT’s puns.

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